As if millions of chubby voices suddenly cried out in terror

[Cemetery Can]

"an effort to simplify its menu and give customers choices that support a balanced lifestyle, a company spokesman said Tuesday"

McDonalds constitutes a balanced lifestyle? Who are these swelling people who can't hold back?
"Oh I like to add variety to my diet. McD's one day, Arby's another, Whattaburger the next..sometimes a slab of lard as a personal reward, you know the deal"

[Skull-n-Bones]

Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
hell, that shit ain't even food...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh fuck that's funny PP! How true!

"Brevity is wit"

[virtualNYC]

[homer]mmmmmmmmmmm.........64 slices of american cheese[/homer] [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Joranthalus]

and had he only done a regular size diet instead of super-size he would have only gained 24.5 lbs... Sometimes people can be very silly...